by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

The studliest of studs. No one cooler. The omnipotent male creature with a 10 inch penis. Can be found satisfying wives and girlfriends of unstudly, pudgey little fellers.
by Peter Feltersnatch March 7, 2008

A pseudo name for a person introducing themselves to strangers. A disguise name that is feeling out the racism level of the people surrounding you. A name to introduce yourself as, in order to see if other people there do not care for african americans (blacks).
by Smee487 July 18, 2010

by jhon baldwison October 6, 2008

1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to refer to a third party's where-abouts in a joking manner.
"Got caught having a quick biff this morning"
"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."
"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."
"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."
"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."
"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
by RobberCrook June 3, 2009

"Denille needs to wash, her biff whiff is intolerable."
"Did you hear that?! I just did a biff whiff."
"Did you hear that?! I just did a biff whiff."
by David75020 April 23, 2008

Origin: When heading down south to eat some pie, my head suddenly biffed in an immediate down slope. Hence the word "frontal biff"
by AC Chine December 8, 2009
