Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
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Get the Iceberg Right Ahead! mug.So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.
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this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
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Get the I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu mug.Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
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