Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Mt. Abraham

some funky ass school man

person 1: I go to Mt. Abraham for school
person 2: that's some funky school you got there

by (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) November 1, 2023

Edwin Abraham

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is very tekky at football and great at video games like FIFA. People like him come once in a lifetime!

Person 1: Damn, I just got thrashed on FIFA
Person 2: I bet it was Edwin Abraham, he’s insane

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Abraham Sandwich

Just a nickname I gave my step sisters little brother.

OH LOOK! It's the Abraham sandwich!!!!!

by javierrr-.- November 6, 2020

Abraham Lincoln Movie Night

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.

Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.

by faggot cheese maker September 17, 2021

Joshua Abraham

A white guy with a tanned brown micro penis which he cant cum with who has really good taste in gurls whom he cant be with

Im just joshua abrahaming abt women

by Belalsk May 2, 2022

Abraham

Abraham is the type of guy that people usually overlook a bit. He can be sweet and caring but over all he is a "nice guy". You know the type, seems sweet at first then goes after you for your body and then leaves you.

"Yo man who is she with?" "Oh? Thats just Abraham. 🙄" "Why that reaction?" He's a player."

by Ifuckedyournonexistentdad January 11, 2022