Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

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ABRAHAM

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Abraham

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Jaylen Abraham

A linguistic disappointment utterly straight dumb.

That dude is a Jaylen Abraham for sure.

by Marimp4 October 27, 2020

An Abraham

Getting caught patronizing a prostitute

Did you hear that he pulled an Abraham?

by Pot lid June 28, 2022