A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
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Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
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friend 1: hey i heard you were feeling down earlier, are you okay?
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)
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