big momma deadly hoot

A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!

Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?

Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!

by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020

i dont give a hoot

not give two shits,
used in the song "pork and beans"

i'll go ahead and waste my time
i dont give a hoot about what you think!

by Douche McFagen September 30, 2008

I don't give a hoot

not caring, does not matter to you , i could care less, you are beyond it

"Curtis they are leading by 20 points" i don't give a hoot

by caines February 05, 2012

give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

hoot-n-nanny

when ya gots sum milk n it spills out yer ass hole when yew snap yo fingaz..nigger

After he done snapped his fengaz...he hoot-n-nanny'd on muh shewz.

by craboooo December 08, 2007

I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 07, 2011