Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft
Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!
by Just4Laughs September 09, 2010
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Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!
"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.
I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower
by Juicy pol August 03, 2024
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Welsh Bobsleigh Team

“Did you have a good weekend?”

“It was okay, but I got enrolled into the Welsh Bobsleigh Team”

“What do you mean?”

“I had a bath with my grandad
by GButs January 07, 2023
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Welsh Letterbox

The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!
Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?
by Bobble83 December 02, 2022
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welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
by Jayballs69 April 11, 2018
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Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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