Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

by Trentty June 30, 2019

slow deep

- getting a nice, fun, soft, slow, blow job.

- a relaxing blowjob.

"I told that enferma to give me some slow deep."

"Bro, that chick gives the best slow deep action in Miami."

by DLO SOFT January 30, 2010

slow bob

when you give the head good but when the broad does it slowly

"yo i seen ur broad slow bobbin a nigga in the passenger seat in center city"

by snapbacks mcgee February 23, 2012

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

Slow Wit

Someone whose thought process is unnaturally slow, although the person is capable thinking faster.

I can't believe the drivers on the road. I was stopped behind someone who couldn't figure out the light had turned green, until it turned red again. Freakin' Slow Wit!!!

by Opinion Jockey January 21, 2009

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019