Bob

Black owned business. Usually on the side of the road for people to make a hustle.

Mom that’s a Bob over there.

by Rip Android 17 February 16, 2018

Bob

A loud noise. Like a thud but more Bobby

Did something explode? I just heard a large bob.

by Manic Mongoose September 2, 2018

Bob

He's the guy your wife told you not to worry about. Yeah, that guy.

Bob stole my wife. My wife left me with Bob. Bob can suck my cock. Fuck Bob.

by Bob, you're a dead man. December 15, 2020

Bob

A normal guy

Hi Bob

by Kaylem22 May 1, 2020

Bob

dream (minecraft speedrunner)

bob.

by insert pseudonym September 21, 2021

Bob

The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.

Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."

by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

Bob

A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.

God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit

by kh4zhang September 9, 2019