October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 29, 2019

October 31

A REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

-Yooo who's birthday is it today? (October 31)
+It's a REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

by A real N-word December 5, 2019

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 31

It’s Halloween people get your crush and ask the em out or tell them you like them

Person 1:Hey it’s October 31! Do you know what ur going to be for Halloween?
Crush: Yeah?
Person 1: My girlfriend

by Ur mom may be gayyy October 30, 2019

October 31

If your lip is bleeding you get thrown day

Jerry: dang my lip is bleeding.
Me: well get ready to be thrown

October 31: If your lip is bleeding you get thrown day

by Gone666 October 30, 2019

october 31

Its nationtal smak that ass,give a kiss,or fuck them

Hey its october 31 you know what that means do what you got to do

by Savannah chloesw October 31, 2019

October 31 2019

You and your girlfriend or boyfriend will cuddle on this day and hold hands just things that’s cute😋

October 31 2019 is the day you cuddle with your girl.

by Hijdjjs October 30, 2019