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National titty pic day

Person 1: aye man why you celebrating

Person 2: cause it’s national titty pic day nigga
by Siper93 May 9, 2022
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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Diabolo Day

DD Diabolo Day is May 22nd every year. this is the worst day of the year where all the bad and evil stuff is likely plan out or start to sprout from a seed after being nurture and frown upon for some time. this is the day all the curses thought of, and superstitions and everything that create bad luck. the day mirrors are made on but trust me...nothing is trace back to this day. its clever range through out time waiting for its chance to shine in its darkness. people thought making everyone stay home on this day would solve it but no that gave people too much time to think. this is also the day the prison system and slave system was made up . so now everyone who is a slave and prisoner lives a diabolo day forever planning evil because this evil was done to them even if they are freed and compensated. don't take back what was lost especially reputation and fame and glory. no remedy is known yet. the day Transylvania was built the birthplace of mad scientist. even people who try to bring dead people back to life and made what they call today zombies. Diabolo Day is DD or double D for short
its no safe way to deal with Diabolo Day.
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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Get freaky day

Rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub your dick back
Get freaky day :You have to rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub on your dick back
by May 10 May 9, 2022
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once selca day

once selca day is the most important day of the year. it’s a day that all onces imitate a selca of twice and post it on twitter.
nayeon - what day is it?

jeongyeon - it’s once selca day!
by badgirlpussyboss27 May 9, 2022
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