National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

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National Skylar Kara Anna Aaron Day

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fortnite is cool like National Skylar Kara Anna Aaron Day

by anonymous November 7, 2022

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Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

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Chicken Wingiest Day

a day when you're craving chicken wings so you get chicken wings but then you realize the chicken wings are a day and a disappointment so now you are disappointed and hungry.

Omg I thought I aced that test but my professor said I got the worst score in the class and now my car broke down and I ran out of cheese. This is just the chicken wingiest day.

by nerdalert420 November 8, 2022

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Response given when someone asks how your day is going. can be used in present, or past tense. Typically given when you don't want to lie, but also don't want to outright state how bad of a day you've had. This response would be given with a negative connotation.

Friend: " Hey, How's your day going?"
You: " Oh, you know, its been a day."

by ariswotle November 9, 2022

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League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.

ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)

by I am broke November 9, 2022

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