Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

by flannimal July 5, 2012

Corn Shuck

A rough, uncomfortable feeling upon, within, and throughout one's anal cavity.

"Mexican food really corn shucks my crawl space"

by r4gz August 1, 2012

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

Cornelis

He is an awesome beautiful boy who always smells good and loves everyone unconditionally. He will make you happy no matter what. And when you speak your mind to him, he will always listen, be companionate, and understand your feelings because that's how Corn is <33. He is a blonde, tall, and super strong. He is also very smart and talented. He learns faster than anyone else, and he is super good at coding. Cornelis doesn't care about any one's opinions except from the person he cares the most. He is good with people. He is very outgoing, speaks his mind, and has a strong character. If you meet a Cornelis, treat him well, give him Jelly Tots, and hug him all the time.

I LOVE CORNELIS >:)

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 24, 2021

The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.

Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.

by Zirellryk November 24, 2021