Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

suck start a harley

Phrase used to describe a female who has mastered the art of fellacio

That chick can suck start a harley

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

suck a ma cock

Something girls get at Macdonalds.

Becky you need to go toacdonalds and get a suck a ma cock.

by Ohmy87 June 1, 2017