Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Paper Captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

He is great Paper captain ever

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023

Captain's Pass

1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.

Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

by mbrewer32 July 4, 2016

Captain & Tennille

When in the Military, when you (a Captain) and your wife do a 3-way with the next door neighbor.

Ex: "We just had a 'Captain & Tennille', with the neighbor"

by Scotti B May 2, 2022

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016