Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"

Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....

by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011

Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

by analbabes May 23, 2018

Tijuana Line Dance

Noun. The act of throwing a box of bullets into a campfire usually with a large group of people.

Turned into a goddamn tijuana line dance.

by Haigy July 26, 2011

Dick Whip Dance

The shaking of a males penis after he's finished peeing to get the drips off.

John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.

by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014

Just Danced Out

When you've played Just Dance so much that you get tired out

"Bro, can we stop playing Just Dance now? I'm Just Danced out!"

by GotNoChipsBruther November 24, 2019

dance party usa

Dancing to music, usually at very loud decibels, at ungodly hours of the night/morning. Featured songs are "New Work-Plan" and "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant". Musical variation is a MUST.

"The ladies of Sigma Delta Lambda had Dance Party USA at Simpson Hall"

by SigmaDeltaLambda November 27, 2004

Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013