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K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).
Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."
by Mona Lott December 28, 2005
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K-tard

Anyone whose name begins with a 'K' and acts like a mental midget.
Kalvin sure is a K-tard today.
by Karma Chamelion69 February 1, 2010
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Ola k ase

Popular internet meme generally represented by a llama (animal) for the Spanish phrase "Hola, que hace?" which translated to English means "Hey, what's up?"
#1: Ola k ase?
#2: Nothing much, here just chillin'
by bastian_se. September 7, 2013
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haha j/k!

From what i have gathered, this is a way most people get by saying insulting and asshole-like things.

Examples:
Asshole: dude your fat, retarded, ugly and gay! HAHA j/k!!

Me: you fuckin dick.

Asshole: what? i said j/k!!
by elevendy one December 1, 2009
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Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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(K)(L)(R)

The MSN/Windows Live Emoticsons for Kiss (K), Heart (L), and Rose (R), whcih are is a Combo ow how much you love them for "Cyber-Daters"
Kelly: Hey babe im going to bed (K)(L)(R)

Jon: Goodnight darling, (K)(L)(R). See you tomorrow
by KekeL January 1, 2009
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Special K Challenge

1. (noun) A two week diet -centered primarily around Special K products- created by the Kellogg NA Company. Often the target of misguided speculation by psycho hosebeasts.

2. (noun) Any problem you have when dealing with a person with the nickname "Special K."

3. (noun) Taking three hits of Ketamine then walking to a door, opening it and saying your full name wholly and completely.
1. A few idiots boycotted all Kelloggs products after that 'blogger misrepresented the terms of the Special K Challenge.

2. My Special K Challenge is trying to act like I'm interested when he tells me who is, and who is not, Jewish.

3. Christine was doing fine in the Special K Challenge until she decided the doorknob she was turning was actually a donut and tried to eat it.
by b1-66er February 24, 2011
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