A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 12, 2020
by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019
Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
by single male looking for love March 28, 2017
person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 26, 2019