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Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
by martin0246 December 23, 2011
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Jake

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this

Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021
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Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon
Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter
by Waspy August 4, 2023
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Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023
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Jake

When u become friends with a Jake he isn’t very open about things until he has trust in you, Jake doesn’t trust a person unless you’ve been friends for a long time or u just generally get along well! Jake keeps a small circle of friends and isn’t into popularity much, if u become friends with a Jake know that u will always have a laugh, remember there expectations are high. a Jake doesn’t want any ordinary friends they want trust worthy,funny and loyal Friends, someone to laugh with and loves to have discussion about life. Jakes Tend to like to stay in and chill on there phone than going outside and meeting friends.

Jakes can be really sweet at times but he also has another Side to him, if ever u break ur trust with a Jake just know that they will never trust u again! If ever u get into an argument with a Jake remember they’re not afraid to bite back! (argue back) Jakes may not be the fighting type of guy but they sure have a mouth that they will bite back with!

Sometimes jakes can be very annoying and will always want to be right in any situation even if there wrong they’ll make sure they get there point across and they will still try and get u in the wrong so there in the right! Jakes can be frustrating at times but that’s just jakes nature!

Overall jakes are great people😊
Susan: is that jake?
Barnaby: yeah! But he won’t wanna come out he’s more of the staying in type of guy
Susan: who cares! HI JAKE! DO U WANNA COME OUT WITH ME AND BARNABY
Jake: hi!? Uhm no thanks I just wanna chill

Barnaby: see😂
by Miaandmyles June 5, 2022
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Jake Paul

Sorry but you spelled the word "Dick" wrong. A "Dick" is a part of the male anatomy. Can be used as an insult. Other words for "Dick" are: Penis PP (pee pee)
Mr Johnson is such a Dick!

Jake Paul has a small dick!
by Johnzzqwf July 6, 2019
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