by graysondemos March 4, 2018
Get the Jake Goffmug. 
Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
Get the A-jake-ulatemug. The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.
by Daniel’s apple juice February 25, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by Sid:) August 19, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug.