Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

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That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020

Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021

jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Jake

Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter

Person: “Hey did u see that jake”
Person: “Yeah he loves that Ginny girl”

by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022

Jake

Jake is an idiot

Person: who is Jake

Person 2: Jake is an idiot

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake

One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name

He looks like a Jake

by Anonymous07021993 December 4, 2020