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Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
JAKE STOP CALLING ME "WOMAN"
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
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Jake

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!
by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021
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Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet
Jake is a retard
by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019
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jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.
by idontshipit June 19, 2018
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Jake

by Tacormylife December 27, 2021
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Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”
by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022
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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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