(n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009
Get the Facebook Scum mug.Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
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"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.
by Socially inept December 12, 2013
Get the facebook facade mug.1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
by Ego Smasher December 23, 2011
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He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
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This almost never happens to popular people.
This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
by Dmjjmd2 August 7, 2011
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