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Check steam is a joke in the *geometry dash* community about the update to the game named "2.2," which is a big update. People would say check steam to make people think it is out, although it has not been out for 7 years, and just released a couple days ago. Therefore, the joke is irrelevant.
"bro check steam its out"

"dude check steam"

"CHECK STEAM OMG"
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checks

Not to be confused with the payment method, Czech people, dictionary definitions, etc.

Checks are people who go around "just checking" to see if your door is unlocked. Some may also check windows or other lockable areas. They'll often do this on a routine basis in a given area.

Mostly they are bottom-tier, opportunistic burglars who, as soon as they realize your door is locked, will be gone and continue on to "check" the next one. Catching them relies on being able to notice and bait their pattern successfully.

Some may also be homeless, sex offenders, or otherwise fuckin weirdos, so it's really just best to keep your doors locked, this isn't the 1950's, people.
"Yo, is someone trying to open the door?"
"Wut?"
"I said someone just tried to get inside the fuckin' house!"
"Oh, those are just the Checks. Evening rounds, nothing to worry about. They're already gone."
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No clue blue check crew

An online community, primarily unemployed men under 30, who spend $8 to complain about how others spend $8.
No clue blue check crew were all over the silver spoon buffoons tweet storm
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check steam

A phrase used for misinformation about Geometry Dash's Update 2.2 by saying check steam it makes a person may think that the update is out when it's not. This word will most likely lead to a boy who cried who situation when Update 2.2 comes out for the people who got fooled by the phrase although that could be wrong since most of Geometry Dash players are mostly under the age of 13 and might believe it especially when the update releases so it might not be that specific situation but that is basically what this phrase means.

Summary: This phrase is used to fool Geometry Dash players into think 2.2 is out when it's not.
Person 1: check steam
Person 2: Wait really?! Let me check Geometry Dash

Person 2: HEY YOU FOOLED ME IT'S NOT OUT

Person 1: Got'em :troll:
by zpowers November 26, 2023
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