smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 May 4, 2018

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

peach biscuit

Stripper name for a random girl such as Melissa. Result of a FB quiz such as the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate.

Hi I’m peach biscuit, can I dance for you?

by counselorjay May 26, 2018

Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically

Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.

by Hot P October 18, 2021

Nutella biscuits

Another word for weed

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits”
Bobby: “wait I want to come”

by Josh millers jj February 8, 2020

Multi-Biscuit

Having sex whilst laying on multiple biscuits such as hobnobs

Jordan "Yo, did you hear what happened about shonk?"
Will "No what happened?"
Jordan "Last night him and his girl multi-biscuited"

by MeisterBob January 14, 2016