March 9

The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.

p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.

by Yourshort October 19, 2020

march 9

the day where the prettiest and most talented person was born. min yoongi.

omg it’s march 9, yoongi legend

by jeonvore October 15, 2019

9/11ing

When two guy stick their dicks straight up and another guy runs into them with his penis

What are you gonna do to us step bro?

I’m 9/11ing you.

by DJVenus February 13, 2021

9/11-ing

A sexual act where the guy is laying on the bed with his penis pointing to the ceiling. Then after a random amount of time, the girl (literally) runs into the area between the legs of the guy, ferociously licking his butthole and sucking his testicles and dick until he cums.

Friend 1: "Aye man, you hooked up with Steph over the weekend?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man."
Friend 1: "Nicee how'd it go?"
Friend 2: "Surpisingly, she was 9/11-ing me all night."

by HentaiLover69420 February 02, 2017

Anti 9 y/o

A stupid 13- kid that hates pewdiepie and plays gacha or fortnite and talks about how depressed he/she is and also is a boomer/karen.

Anti 9 y/o: -talks about you-
You/what you should say: ew shes so sodium chloridey.

by Bigrouxboi November 10, 2019

9 December

Give boyfriend bra day

Friend: Where you going?
Me: im going go give this to my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?
Me: its 9 december

by Guywithadhd00 December 09, 2023

11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

by yogha September 11, 2023