Cracker

The N word that only White People can say.

Whattup ma Cracka. You Cracker. (hard r is much more offensive)

by your number 1 cracker December 15, 2020

dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024

Peanut butter and crackers

When you put peanut butter on white people

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole

by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021

Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 August 26, 2013

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022