hare-wood high-five

This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!

Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.

by Jweed January 12, 2008

Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

by sween999 June 21, 2009

low five an orange man

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.

Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

by Chris974 July 21, 2011

five dollar fill up

Another word for the act of hot and greasy sex with a fat hooker for five dollars.

Person 1: Man yesterday I saw that five dollar fill up you told me about.
Person 2: Did you give her five dollars?
Person 1: Yep, and it was the best sex ever. She even treated me to KFC afterwards.

by DanoFundified April 6, 2017

Mile high-five club

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 16, 2014