by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020
by Lizard_Monster99 January 25, 2022
An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
by xblackhawkytx July 2, 2021
A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.
Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."
Another person- "Ok dude."
by Haha I evil April 26, 2022