Golden gamer

A sexy badass that destroys everything no matter what it is

He's a real golden gamer

by Gold man September 22, 2016

Gamer

Someone who does a little bit of gaming.

Mom: Go outside and get a fucking job, Richard! I'm tired of tagging your sorry ass for over thirty fucking years!
Richard: I'm a gamer. Yeah!

by Neutral0id December 18, 2021

Gamer Girl

A female whose job or favorite hobby is to play games because she likes them. Full stop. That's it. Not to be confused with E-girls.

1.) I'm a gamer girl because I happen to enjoy playing video games because video games are fun. Let's have a good game. I can't wait to see what upgrades the developers made.

2.) This gamer girl team just ranked in e-sports. They qualified for the next round!

3.) Yeah, I'm gonna hang with some other gamer girls tonight and play a few co-ops. Best ladies night ever.

by JadeSpades May 28, 2021

Gamer

A word reserved for true Gamers by Gamers for Gamers. Often used as part of a hivemind thing where everyone calls themselves the same name. If you call someone a gamer and you're not a gamer, don't use the hard R, just say it like "game-ah."

Hey Gamer -Gamer.

by AnnyGotNTR'dByCerber July 8, 2024

Gamer Girl

A fabrication, not to be confused with a girl who games, a Gamer Girl is female playing video games due to her army of simps

Guy 1: "Did you see that Gamer Girl?"
Guy 2: "No, I have self respect unlike you, simp..."

by BatmanIsEdgy October 5, 2020

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Gamer Conversation Syndrome

There are many parts to this syndrome.

-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.

-Lack of skills with women.

-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.

-An inability to move out their parent's house

-Always trying to be alpha

-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances

-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality

-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game

The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!

by please enter your username January 16, 2022