Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.
Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?
by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010
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dance party usa

Dancing to music, usually at very loud decibels, at ungodly hours of the night/morning. Featured songs are "New Work-Plan" and "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant". Musical variation is a MUST.
"The ladies of Sigma Delta Lambda had Dance Party USA at Simpson Hall"
by SigmaDeltaLambda November 27, 2004
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Arabian Fire Dance

When you pour gasoline in a girls vagina and on your dick light it on fire and start fucking in a circle of candles
"Want to Arabian fire dance tonight? "
"Sure I'll bring the matches "
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The Mc attack dance

Native whore island dance (sometimes hypnotic), where the local performs a chest flexing action by pertruding her bussom out whilst contracting the shoulders, and repeating until the audience/private observer (usual scenario)reliazes that it is indeed a "great" move.
Whilst in a underground night club in Crotia and subjected to two hours of this old age custom coined the mc attack dance, and many vodka and red bulls, Rob couldnt help but noticing that Lynda has a great move!
by Rob Vaughan January 20, 2009
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Just Danced Out

When you've played Just Dance so much that you get tired out
"Bro, can we stop playing Just Dance now? I'm Just Danced out!"
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dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot
Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard
by Memekid666 May 17, 2017
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Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011
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