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Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.
Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021
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bus engineer

someone who is nothing feels like nothing and is nothing
i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer
by bus engineer July 1, 2021
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Bu

by BBC_bu July 8, 2021
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bus

something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)
martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022
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Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
by Bud driver August 18, 2022
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BU

I'm not sure if I'm bu but....
by Whaodie August 21, 2022
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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