God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.

Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains

by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018

rose god

A person named Rose who has godlike power. She has the power of travoulrness and some lavage power too. However even if they are a god they dont compare to michaels god powers. They are 3rd place for godpower and are still pretty strong. They also like their awkaward corner and stay in it 82/78.

That person is such a Rose god they have so much power.

by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ December 14, 2016

Wawa God

The Wawa God is the good boi of all doggos in the universe. This good boi punishes all bad boi's and brings gifts to the good boi's. The Wawa God shall not be disrespected ever.

Oh my the Wawa God has answered my prayers!!!

by iconic frog February 3, 2019

God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.

"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."

by DefinitionDonna February 1, 2016

God's Pajamas

Naked, nude, wearing nothing, birthday suit.

"Yo dawg, what you wearing underneath that clown costume?"
Nothing but God's pajamas breaux!

by bababucket March 14, 2016

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.

Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?

by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023