May 24

May 24 is national send an ass spread pic to your boyfriend

No matter what you have to send it because it’s may 24

by User7272628 May 23, 2022

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May 11

ur a bad bitch if u were born on May 11th
i can speak from personal experiences
oh btw ur a taurus

my birthday is May 11th so i am a bad bitch

by TastyAsh April 7, 2022

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Ella-may

A slutty person who has probably slept with more boys than your mom super good at blowjobs but also a good friend she would beat the crap out of any Lil slag but always has time for family

Jessie- ur done bruv ELLA-may after you big man ting

by Rudeboyjack277 December 5, 2019

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This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021

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marie may

marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

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