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Jordan

Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?

His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
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The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan
by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
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Jordan Williams

likes the seahawks, fortnite, and austin
by st jacobi January 17, 2020
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Jordans

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.
by D.Will83 June 15, 2021
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.
#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”
by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023
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jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair
by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017
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