Jams

Any friend named James who is acting like a fuck head. The frat boy name for James’.

Did you see James at the party? He was being a total Jams.

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.

Her coochie was covered in camel jam.

by b.taylor July 31, 2020

The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.

Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

Ram Jams

Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.

Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.

by bean bag testicles September 2, 2020

Jams

He’s cool ig🙄🙄🙄

jams is gay asf

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jam

What comes out of a girl when there fuckign moody 😉

Yo how u doing

Fuck off im Jaming

by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022