Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. A wild house (boat, library, club, etc.) party that requires you to come dressed up in your pajama's or sleep like attire some time usually during the night.
Like seen on House Party 2, when kid n play go to college. Please see this movie if you have any questions.
Denise: Hey what type of party is it?
Mark: You know, an old fashioned Pajama Jamie Jam!
Denise: Ohhh! I'll make sure to wear my new baggy shiry and Joe Boxer boxers!
Denise: Hey what type of party is it?
Mark: You know, an old fashioned Pajama Jamie Jam!
Denise: Ohhh! I'll make sure to wear my new baggy shiry and Joe Boxer boxers!
by Edwin Tucker June 4, 2015
Get the Pajama Jamie Jammug. An orgy of girls slop jam on each others wet pussies and then squish their pussies together to create pleasure
by jamsquisher91 September 12, 2017
Get the jam squishmug. by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
Get the Toe Jam Slammug. by Swaggerkoda July 22, 2016
Get the Jam eatermug. by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023
Get the Pearl Jammug. a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
Get the toe jammug.