jake hoy

Moobs

Look at the Jake Hoys on that guy.

by your m0ther February 8, 2014

jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.

"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."

by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014

Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

jake rabbit

Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.

Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.

by Phil the ill October 27, 2013