Irish Trifecta

A sexual act in which one makes a potato dildo, dresses up as a leprechaun, step dances around their partner, pores Guinness on the partner and fornicates with them.

Oh him over there, he gave me an Irish Trifecta!

by MelvinMunch January 13, 2026

The Irish Exit

Also known as Irish Exit, is when a USUALLY wasted individual shits their drawers, and abandons the evidence, leaving virtually unscathed.

"Some guy pulled The Irish Exit at my Saint Patty's party last Saturday"

"That's vile- is it still there?!?"

by KandovanyKocicka January 22, 2026

Irish Napalm

When you’ve had one two many Guinness and pay the price the following morning

Oof I’ve just called in the Irish Napalm

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 23, 2026

Irish Rammer

The most aggressively Irish sex move ever conceived by a man who has already lost an argument with gravity. After approximately 9–14 pints of the black stuff, the lad decides the night needs one final, unforgivable flourish. He grabs the nearest spud (usually a decently-sized rooster potato he was saving for Sunday dinner), gives it a quick “God bless ya” kiss for luck, and — with the confidence only a blood-alcohol level in the triple digits can provide — attempts to full-send the entire potato straight into his partner’s ass in one heroic, poorly-aimed thrust.
No lube.
No warm-up.

“Mate I gave her the Irish Rammer. Proper job. She’s walkin’ like she’s got a full harvest festival in there. Potato came out clean though — legend says if you boil it three times it grants wishes.”

by WID0WMAKER84 February 6, 2026