Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018

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trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018

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Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

by plansant February 15, 2019

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P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

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Kitty Fingers

Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.

Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats

Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.

Man 1: serous

Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers

by F0STY June 6, 2018

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