The fat kid that never pays you back for the copious amounts of money he owes you. He lives in the slums and has family relationship issues. He doesn’t know when to let go to and smells like shit. Used to wear a minecraft creeper hoodie. The ladies love him somehow
Person 1: Who is that hottie?
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
by smbofidfls October 22, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.
Ethan Fifa
by spoonn November 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 