"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006
Get the can of douchemug. like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.
**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.
**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.
"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."
by p.pizzle October 25, 2005
Get the Douche Bergmug. by Pat October 30, 2004
Get the Douche Lickermug. good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.
Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!
by Tessa Jane September 26, 2005
Get the douche poopmug. My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007
Get the douche baguettemug. The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. 1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).
Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"
Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."
Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."
by PK Snau October 16, 2005
Get the Douche Bagginsmug.