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juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.
Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?
by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024
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feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
by UntamedFox October 12, 2017
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Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021
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cow

by sadsanta August 9, 2020
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Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who’s only dating you or being your friend for your money and benefits they can take from you
Jenny: your best friend is only using you, he doesn’t care about you
Kerry: no his not
Jenny: trust me she’s a cash cow
by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022
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cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty
1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one
by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013
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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
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