cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015

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Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020

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It's the best tasting cheese in the world, it's taken from the butterfly while coming it's out of the cocoon. Then it's mixed with a little milk and salt. Then let it sit in a tight packaging for 1-4 weeks. Enjoy :)

My mom made the best butterfly cheese yesterday!

by Definitely Not A Robot September 25, 2018

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turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012

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Easy Cheese

A playful way to describe a task or activity as extremely easy or simple to perform, similar to easy peasy.

“Man, that CBA assignment was easy cheese!”
“Killing big brown bears is easy cheese mate.”

by Crazy Caniac April 24, 2019

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Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021

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