Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.

“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”

by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.

“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass”
-a fellow Sprinkle Child

by Rikukun January 20, 2020

child

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist

i want to coomit murder on that child

by agh im goona die May 19, 2022

Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother

“Ahhh baby give me a break”

“No girl take this dick”

“Okay I guess child support”

by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Child fighting

When your siblings and cousins get rko Ed by each other

Me and Aidan were child fighting last weekend

by Nigerfaggotron4203469 November 20, 2021