Alabama Dogpile

When 3 dudes with matching camo shirts and matching kayaks paddle into the swamp and have a 3 hour manpile session with 3 slimey bass and a long nose gar. This is usually followed by smoking cigars.

After witnessing Hank, Bocephus, and Jeremiah entering the swamp at Wekiva island, we quickly realized we could hear and smell the Alabama Dogpile from the shore.

by Conch sucker February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026

alabama hot pocket

the act of shitting into your cousin and fucking

Makai and Mack attack had a Alabama hot pocket

by Mack_attack_big_and_fullgay March 10, 2026

Alabama cave diving

A sexual act in which one person dives head first into another's anus until only their feet remain outside.

I enjoyed the Alabama cave diving we did last night.

by Big Balls Barry March 24, 2026

alabama cruiseship

an alabama cruiseship is when you puke and cum at the same time

Derek was feeling a bit sick at the party so he went to the bathroom and hit a quick alabama cruiseship. He's fine now.

by wafflehaus101 July 18, 2025

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025