Douche canoe

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

Douche Berg

like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.

**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.

"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."

by p.pizzle October 25, 2005

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

douche poop

good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.

Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!

by Tessa Jane September 26, 2005

douche baguette

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007

Douche Nozzle

The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.

That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.

by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009

Douche Baggins

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).

Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."

by PK Snau October 16, 2005