A British little skater who supposedly has a massive cock. Usually a kinky switch who claims to "leave girls paralysed for 30 minutes" after clapping their cheeks. Attracted to milfs, dilfs and is a total fan boy. Also attracted to polish blonde girls with big(ish) tits. Wouldn't be surprised if he had a mommy kink. Clingy as fuck village boy that teases julia's.
but he's super sweet so its okay :)
but he's super sweet so its okay :)
Person 1: I met this skinny raccoon ass looking boy at the skate park yesterday..
Person 2: Did he have a big bunda?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Wow! that was definitely a jimmy
Person 2: Did he have a big bunda?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Wow! that was definitely a jimmy
by bigtitspolishgirl420 May 10, 2022

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016

by Earlshy! March 27, 2024

A human that is always degraded by others from his skeleton stature. Hes got a few girls but that he fancys but frothy Prue and Chrissy aren't into him. He lifts a max of 20kg a the gym but we all know his true muscle power comes from lifting those punnets of berries. He trys to get that customer connection but his only friends are john and wheelchair Helen.
by geezer101 August 25, 2020

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018
