Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

ass

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by dfghjkl;'kjiuhybghk March 2, 2022

mouth-ass

The term for someone who is metaphorically speaking bullshit, or nonsense.

Me: What the hell are you doing mom? You didn't give me enough grape soda!
Mom: Stop bein' a frickin mouth-ass.

by Ryan.G3 April 23, 2014

Square Skull Bitch Ass

Known by the abbreviation “SSBA”, a Square Skull Bitch Ass is someone who is highly annoying and has a Square Skull.

I’m gonna GGR this Square Skull Bitch Ass.

by TheHorse8 May 15, 2022

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.

Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."

by Doap March 2, 2023