My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

my worst nightmare

teen pregnancy

i literally could not handle the pressure of my worst nightmare

by mmmmmmmmmmmj May 12, 2021

my dot

it means that a woman is on her period

“hey girl”
on the phone: “hey have you got your period yet mine is late”
“yeah i am on my dot i started today”

by relanhahahhahah May 13, 2021

you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021

GET 0UT MY HEAD

It's how you get to THE ASSH0LE by the front.

It's a LINE to get to the FUCKING AN ASSHOLE.

It is direction to go SHIT!!!!

EXCLAMATION , " GET THE FUCK 0UT MY FRONT!!!!

ASSH0LE has no quality when you say it , it is built right in to GET 0UT MY HEAD to the back.

SHANE I want to FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE how do I get there , wait your turn then GET 0UT MY HEAD.

well now that you GET 0UT MY HEAD as now you are at the ASSH0LE SHIT!!!!

Get out of my PUSSY as GET 0UT MY HEAD ASSH0LE!!!!

by PRIME ASSHOLE May 15, 2021

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

Suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021