Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 21, 2015

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake May 10, 2018

dick in the booty

gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )

him: period ah period uh

me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?

by loserhoethatstrynahelp October 28, 2022

Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

new dick

New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

by Wow girly April 11, 2020

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019